Five Thing Friday, 10.09.2015

I always feel so awkward writing a post after not blogging for an extended perIod of time. It’s like asking someone to still like you even though you’re a huge asshole. Anyway, there was no reason for my absence other than pure laziness. Back to your regularly scheduled Five Thing Friday.

1. I know everything is all pumpkin everywhere these days but if you ignore everything else, please for the love of all that is holy make these Paula Deen pumpkin bars with cream cheese frosting.

These make your pumpkin spice lattes seem like a massive failure.

2. I have burned myself twice in the past 3 days. Once with scalding water and a second time on the fully preheated 350* oven rack. I hate my life.
Miley I don't want to talk about it

3. I keep catching the last few minutes of Jeopardy because I have a lot going on in my life and have time to do that, of course. But Matt is too much.

I just really hope he beats Ken Jennings’ streak because I’m so over him.
SNL Jeopardy

4. Got myself some new specs so now I can be a hipster.  
Is “hipster” still a thing? I sure hope not. You’re welcome for the close up. Don’t be jealous of my pores.

5. The rain and cold needs to go away stat because it has made this long week feel even longer. Happy (hopefully for you, too) 3 day weekend! 

Five Thing Friday, 09.25.2015

1. Saw this on fuckjerry Instagram and obviously started cracking up. 
More importantly, what sort of morons are letting their daughter go to Brazil to see a guy she met on the Internet?

2. I have recently been obsessed with Liane Moriarty’s books. Have I mentioned this? I might have. I’ve read The Husband’s Secret, What Alice Forgot, and Big Little Lies. I recently started Three Wishes. Is there some sort of way to become a groupie for an author? Maybe I should start that.
I Love to Read

3. I didn’t go for my run on Wednesday and I no longer feel sick, so obviously it was the best decision I could have made. #LazyOrSmart

4. I watched about 3 minutes of the Emmy’s on Sunday and the only thing I realized is that I need to be watching Veep, apparently. Is it good? I always feel like I watch so much television until there are literally 20 shows I’ve never even heard of before. Looks like I’m not as lazy as I thought.
Jimmy Fallon - yes

5. On that note, I’m getting my wine and hanging out with Olivia Pope. BYE.
Olivia Pope wine

(Yes, I write these on Thursday night because I do not have 10-15 minutes to spare in the morning.)