Five Thing Friday, 04.24.2015

1. It snowed yesterday afternoon for 3-5 minutes and I damn near shot myself in the foot over it. Everyone was like “Don’t worry it’s not sticking. It’s not cold enough.”

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2. A co-worker was having a stressful day and she made a comment that she was so stressed that she wouldn’t be able to eat. Wut. I don’t trust people who don’t stress-eat.

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3. Exercise has been happening over here. I ran a mile without stopping 3 times in the past week (not consecutively). I’m really letting my inner fatty fly with that statement but since that hasn’t happened in probably 2 years, I’mma be proud of it.
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4. BIG NEWS. I bought my first pair of white jeans. The secret to not letting all your nooks and crannies show in white jeans? Go up one size from your normal size, especially if they’re skinny jeans. Most people probably already know that (or just don’t buy white jeans) but it was a wonderful discovery I made when trying them on last weekend.
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5. Happy Friday!
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p.s. Happy Birthday Kate!!! :)

A Full House Sequel is Happening!!!!!!

I have vivid memories of throwing fits about staying up past 8PM to watch Full House. I’m sure I got my way sometimes but if I didn’t, you better pray that someone remembered to set the VCR to record it (what up 1992?) or all hell would break loose.

Whatever, I made up for being an obnoxious child by being a pristinely behaved teenager. Not joking – literally was such a goody goody and did nothing wrong. (You’re welcome Mom & Dad). PROBABLY BECAUSE I WATCHED FULL HOUSE. 

Anyway, it has been confirmed that there will be a sequel to this amazing show. John Stamos was the one to make the first announcement on Jimmy Kimmel because this is Uncle Jesse’s world and we’re just living in it. He mentioned that he is producing but will be making a few guest appearances. Of course you are, John. Any chance to still try and get that music career going, right?

 This is so damn exciting and I can’t freaking wait. According to the Netflix announcement, Fuller House begins 

with veterinarian D.J. Tanner-Fuller pregnant and recently widowed, living in San Francisco. D.J.’s younger sister/aspiring musician Stephanie Tanner and D.J.’s lifelong best friend/fellow single mother Kimmy Gibbler, along with Kimmy’s feisty teenage daughter Ramona, all move in to help take care of D.J.’s two boys – the rebellious 12-year-old J.D. and neurotic 7-year-old Max – and her soon-to-arrive baby.

Wouldn’t it have been easier to say “It will be literally the same exact storyline except reverse the genders” (and names? JD, REALLY? LOLOL.) Stephanie couldn’t just have a normal job? Beloved aunt/uncle must be aspiring musicians. And DJ HAD to be widowed? Couldn’t still be married or even divorced? How convenient that her husbands name was “Fuller.” Side note: I’m trying not to get upset about the fact that his means she didn’t marry Steve. Are you kidding me?! Maybe they will re-kindle. Please, Aladdin? 

All of these convenient coincidences just prove that they’re keeping in line with the true theme of this show, which is 

Anything can be solved within 22 minutes if you have two staircases in your house, including but not limited to: anorexia, amnesia from falling off a horse, going to jail before your wedding for ruining tomatoes after sky diving, being trapped in a gas station, marrying your Greek cousin by walking around a table, accidentally buying a stolen car, pouring cement directly into your kitchen, also driving a car through your house into your kitchen, and of course, how to deal with your 7-year old buying a donkey a mere 5 years after teaching your eldest daughter that a down payment on a horse is not money spent wisely.

I love this show and I am so ready for a solid white pant suit episode.