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The Bachelor, Week 7: It's So Small

By on February 17, 2015

I played lots of catch-up last night on Sunday and Monday’s episodes so we’re gonna break this out into 3 parts. PART ONE Sunday’s episode began with a “Chris Tells All” portion which makes absolutely no sense because he barely speaks to begin with anyway. It started out with Kelsey who continued to use big […]

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The Bachelor, Week 4: This is a SHOW for Bimbos

By on January 27, 2015

Things got real interesting on The Bachelor this week. Just kidding. Chris Soules is still the bachelor so that’s impossible. Group Date #1 The first group date card said to “go natural” so the girls obviously started panicking because they thought it meant no make-up. I was just happy with their reaction since it confirmed that […]

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The Bachelor Week 1: I Wish I Was a Polygamist

By on January 5, 2015

Oh, hi. For those of you who stopped reading due to my lack of posting, I hope you’ve checked in for the triumphant return of The Bachelor recaps. Turns out I just need some desperate, crazy women clawing at the chance to be a homemaker for one of the most boring bachelors to date to make […]

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