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The Worst Type of People After January 1st

By on January 4, 2017

We are 4 days in to the 2017 and I am still hearing about resolutions. Haven’t you given up yet? Ads are plastered all over for juice cleanses and gym memberships and low-carb recipes. Did you know you can do a juice cleanse and not discuss your bowels via the Internet? Because you can. Unrelated: […]

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Getting in the Christmas Spirit: Surviving Walmart Days Before Christmas

By on December 21, 2016

I told you I finished all of my Christmas shopping weeks ago so I could avoid the crowds this week, and that is completely true. As much as I love Christmas, dealing with people who apparently forgot how to walk for the month of December is my least favorite part of the holiday. However, I […]

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Buy This, Not That: A Gift Guide for Poor People Who Can’t Afford Oprah’s Crap

By on December 8, 2016

We’ve reached that time of year where I peruse Oprah’s Favorite Things and hate on her. The 2016 list could practically write this blog itself. There are the usual suspects like t-shirts for hundreds of dollars and ugly, overpriced costume jewelry, but Big O out-did herself on the asinine gift suggestions this year.  These gloves come […]

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