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Moving Tips

By on June 2, 2016

I am officially a funemployed resident of Virginia. This was my fourth time moving in the past 7 years so I think that makes me an expert. I’ve compiled some tips for those of you looking for an easier move. 1. Decide you need to start packing about 2 weeks before your moving date. 2. Instead, watch […]

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Realistic Wedding Do’s and Don’ts

By on May 12, 2016

I can’t tell you how many stupid articles I’ve come across telling you what you should or shouldn’t do for your own wedding. How bout “Do whatever the hell you want.” The following are things I’ve come across and what I really think about some of the “advice” the wise internet gives you. Do Save […]

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This is the Type of Person Who Hits on Me

By on April 26, 2016

People are so weird. I mean, so am I, but I wouldn’t stop someone on the street during their run to poorly and uncomfortably hit on them. Apparently the 54-year-old man who hit on me disagreed. How do I know his age? Oh, let me explain. Running along the street and someone starts waving at […]

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