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The Bachelorette, Rachel, Week 1: Creepy Dolls and Blake K. for Bachelor!

By on May 23, 2017

I feel awkward diving into this after seriously slacking on blogging, but I’m going to anyway because The Bachelor franchise is my heroin and I NEED MY FIX. I’m going to have a difficult time snarking on Rachel because I seriously love her and would like to be her friend. Luckily, it will be easy to […]

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Bachelor Rejects: Where Are They Now? (JAKE PAVELKA)

By on March 22, 2017

We need to wait 2 months until we can fully immerse ourselves in Rachel’s season of The Bachelorette, and I don’t know about you guys, but I certainly need something Bachelor-related to focus on in the meantime. Welcome to my new blog series: Bachelor-Rejects: Where Are They Now?   We’re starting with Jake Pavelka because someone […]

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The Bachelor Nick, Week 11: Nick and Vanessa Pretend to Like Each Other

By on March 14, 2017

The Bachelor took Nick to go skipping with elves in the “city where Santa Claus lives,” as he told us. This guy lives in a fantasy world in every sense of the word. Raven met Nick’s family first. Nick’s mom cried, masquerading it as hurt for her constantly heartbroken son, but I think it was more for […]

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