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The Bachelor Nick, Week 1: Hussey, Balls, and Weiners

By on January 3, 2017

Nick started off the episode by telling us what his faults were – like covering his mouth when he talks, mumbling,  his inability to maintain eye contact, and his overall personality. So, basically everything we already know and hate about him. Nick is so thoughtful, though. He told us that he’s willing to put himself […]

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The Bachelorette Jojo, Week 9: Jojo Loves Her Ring!

By on August 2, 2016

Jojo stared into the water in Thailand and told us that she couldn’t believe she would be getting engaged that week. I wonder if it’s because you’ve only known these two guys for 60 days and that’s not enough time to figure out if you should marry one of them… Jordan met Jojo’s family first […]

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The Bachelorette Jojo, Week 8: I’m Goo Goo Ga Ga Over These Guys

By on July 26, 2016

We last left off with monotone Luke telling Jojo he loved her, leaving her sobbing because she didn’t know what to do. She still sent him home and his words said he was upset but his face, as per usual, showed zero emotion. I don’t understand this guy. If they make him the next bachelor […]

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